House Decorations

Jadd got this one from Marissa in Nashville about moving in with her interior design challenged boyfriend.

i just moved in with my boyfriend and to put it nicely he can't decorate to save his life. seriously, his house is awful. is there a waiting period to start renovations, or can i just go to town on it now?

Don't wait, do it now. If you wait, he's gonna think you like it and be shocked when in 2 months you say "Honey I think we need to paint the walls, get new pictures, bedding, furniture. Basically let's completely renovate the house." Let him know up front that you're planning to make some changes. You've put up with his Playboy posters in the living room the whole time you dated. Let him know there's a place for them, and it's not where your friends are gonna have to stare at them if they come over for a dinner party or to watch Grey's Anatomy (yeah, let him know that's happening too so he can make plans to be somewhere else. No guy wants to hear you complaining about his dirty underwear on the floor to your friends).

Basically if you withhold this information you're setting up the possibility of major fighting. He has to know that you moving in with all your stuff means things for him are gonna change and that will probably include his mismatched pillows and chipped paint.

Taco Bell diet

This is a question that came to Jadd from Julie (Indiana) the Taco Bell Dieta.

have you seen the commercials for the taco bell diet? I think its total bullsh*t, what are your thought

Ok, I actually have to agree with Jadd and Julie on this one. When I saw that commercial claiming that girl lost 54lbs by eating at the Taco Bell drive thru (lazy ass couldn't even bother to walk into the store) all I could think was binge and purge, binge and purge. No way she's losing that much weight by eating overly processed fake Mexican food. Now personally I've noticed that Taco Bell's food does encourage a bit of purging, so maybe that's what did it.

This kind of reminds me of the Atkins diet. Why? Well the Atkins diet was basically 'eat all meat' and lose weight super fast... but 2 months later everyone I know that relaxed their diet at all gained everything and then some back... not to mention the long term health risks that we can't be sure about, but I'm pretty confident that diet will do a number on your arteries and I'm sure this Taco Bell thing will do that as well as a pretty good song and dance on your digestive system.

What it comes down to is if you wanna lose weight don't eat shit, cut out sugar that doesn't naturally occur in the foods you eat (if you need to have something sweet make it 1/4-1/2 of what you'd normally have) and get off your lazy ass and do some exercise- walking has been proven to ward off dementia so if you can't handle a run some walking will work wonders.

Let's start things off nice.

Anyone who knows me knows that sarcasm is one of my favorite things. I also enjoy insulting the stupid people/things that exist in the world and often wonder 'what the hell was that person thinking'. Additionally Jadd Naamani's blog sometimes gets it wrong and I feel like my comments aren't being heard. So, I decided it was time to stop arguing with him via text and aim and start doing it for all to read.

Thus my blog was born. Have a stupid question? Stuck in some weird high school meets office fling meets pizza delivery boy porn fantasy type situation and wanna know what you should do? Think Jadd is talking out of his ass again and want some real advice? Send me an email: RandomlyIrrelevantQs@gmail.com and let me know what's bugging you. I'll do my best to put you on the right (or wrong) track.